15 april 2006 holy shit! two blog entries in a row! what the fuck is going on? my life must be hella exciting and blog-worthy!

RANDOM BLOG INTRUDER: i thought this wasn’t a blog.

who told you that, random blog intruder?

RANDOM BLOG INTRUDER: just the word on the street, dawg.

yeah, i guess that’s kind of true. but check it out: i’m right now blogging at a night for bloggers, lap-pop, and so i’m pretending to be a blogger for the night.

RBI: but no one even reads this shit. you don’t even have an RSS feed (see yesterday’s ramble.)

why must you torment me with your accurate, well-grounded criticism?

RBI: plus, your blog sucks. you don’t write about anything except how you don’t write about anything. what is this shit, virtual Seinfeld?

don’t diss on Seinfeld.

wait a minute: i hate Seinfeld. all because of watching a danny hoch show.

RBI: if you think you can impress us with lots of links, think again. any 3rd grader can do that.

did i mention goh nakamura is one of the featured artists tonight, along with Kevin Cheng, Michael Hurt, Nicole Lee, Gerard Reyes, and Paolo Sambrano?

RBI: you suck, samantha chanse.

that’s whiskeyandacigarette dot org to you, bitch.

RBI: you’re not even a nonprofit. what’s this “dot org” shit?

oh my, will you look at the time? looks like i’ve got to go wash my hair.

RBI: but i’m not finished with my ins–

i got hella hair to wash.

my good friend tells me i need an RSS feed on my blog.

thanks, good friend.

in other news, i am performing standup tonight at ASU’s hapa arts showcase. last night, i coerced a small group of friends into sitting through a half hour of material at a secret location.

due to this clandestine gathering, at some point the white guy doing lights will insinuate himself into my act. just you wait.