whiskey and a cigarette *aka the cyberdominion of samantha chanse

Frequently-Asked Questions

your frequently asked questions. answered.  to some degree.

why is this site called whiskeyandacigarette.org? are you trying to impress us with your penchant for kentucky bourbon and camel red lights?

whiskeyandacigarette.org is an inconveniently wordy URL, and I do not enjoy typing it - does samanthachanse.com work, too?

What if I don't like you or your website? Is there a way I can let you know, aside from talking shit about you behind your back?

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

you got an extra cigarette i can bum?

are you one of those unbearable native new yorkers who's always talking about how much better NYC is, with its 24-hour public transportation and its pedestrian-friendly ways?

why don't you just move back there, then? instead of always bitching about how much better nyc is?

what?

do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?

can i buy you a drink?


why is this site called whiskeyandacigarette.org? are you trying to impress us with your penchant for kentucky bourbon and camel red lights?

that's actually TWO questions, but i'll respond, anyway.

answer to 2nd question: no.

answer to 1st question: because i like the sound of it.

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whiskeyandacigarette.org is an inconveniently wordy URL, and I do not enjoy typing it - does samanthachanse.com work, too?

yes.

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What if I don't like you or your website? Is there a way I can let you know, aside from talking shit about you behind your back?


yes! it's very easy to let me know. just send me hate mail. You can browse some of the hate mail i've already received in the what you're saying section of this website. [update 04072009: not really; i've kind of deleted a lot of the "what you're saying." but if you send new comments, i'll add them, should they be post-worthy (no pressure to be interesting, though).]

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If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

please don't ask me questions like this.

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you got an extra cigarette i can bum?

probably not; i don't really smoke any more.

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are you one of those unbearable native new yorkers who's always talking about how much better NYC is, with its 24-hour public transportation and its pedestrian-friendly ways?

yes.

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why don't you just move back there, then? instead of always bitching about how much better nyc is?

well, gentle reader, it's a bit complicated. see, i really love what i'm doing here in the bay area, but my heart remains in nyc. it's kind of like acknowledging that The Chinese People are superior to all other people, but living among non-chinese because it builds character. [update 04072009: actually, i am moving back there. but not because i don't love sf and its reliably unreliable weather.]

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what?

um, i don't know what i meant by that. forget i said anything.

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do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?

again, that's TWO questions. and why do you persist in questioning me? are you Korean or something?

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can i buy you a drink?

okay. 

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