your frequently asked questions. answered. to some degree.
[Note: this FAQ was developed back when the site was affectionately named "www.whiskeyandacigarette.org"; the name has since been changed, as have other details, but FAQ remains up for sentimental reasons.]If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
you got an extra cigarette i can bum?
why don't you just move back there, then? instead of always bitching about how much better nyc is?
do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?
why is this site called whiskeyandacigarette.org? are you trying to impress us with your penchant for kentucky bourbon and camel red lights?
that's actually two questions, but i'll respond, anyway.
i thought it had a nice ring to it, and i wanted to make a good impression on potential employers when they googled me.
no.
whiskeyandacigarette.org is an inconveniently wordy URL, and I do not enjoy typing it - does samanthachanse.com work, too?
yes.
What if I don't like you or your website? Is there a way I can let you know, aside from talking shit about you behind your back?
[note: not really; i've sort of deleted most of the "what you're saying." section of this website.]
you
got an extra cigarette i can bum?
probably not; i don't really smoke any more.
are
you one of those
unbearable native new yorkers who's always talking about how much
better NYC is, with its 24-hour public transportation and its
pedestrian-friendly ways?
yes.
well, gentle reader, it's a bit complicated. see, i really love what i'm doing here in the bay area, but my heart remains in nyc. it's kind of like acknowledging that The Chinese People are superior to all other people, but living among non-chinese because it builds character.
[Note: actually, i am moved back there, and am currently pursuing a bicoastal lifestyle of sorts.]what?
um, i don't know what i meant by that. forget i said anything.
do you often say something, only to take it back later? what kind of a person are you?
again, that's two questions. and why do you persist in questioning me? are you Korean or something?
can i buy you a drink?
okay.
